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Madge was snapped on the set of her new ad with Dolce & Gabanna in Harlem, NYC, today. It looks like she's thoroughly enjoying her work, too! I'd say this latin model would make a nice new addition to her conquests. I bet that Vita Coco (insert plug: 100% Natural Coconut Water) isn't the only thing she'd like to be sucking on. But, isn't this one a little too young, this time, Madge?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Madge, the lizard queen pops up in the pool. She's spotted here taking a dip with daughter Lourdes and a small entourage @ the Radison hotel in Bucharest, Romania.
I hope she's not scouting out new back-up dancers with benefits!
I can only imagine from fear of melting in sunlight, Madonna must be covered at all times with her pretty frilly parasol... although there were a few minutes where Madge had to tough it out and hold her own umbrella, for the most part, her assistants... her umbrella holders were kept safely near by. Take a cue from boy-toy Jesus Luz and get a little sunshine. She could use it! But who are we kidding here, Madge loves the border-line transparent look... which is why she stays heavily covered in her Madonna #1 jersey.
Here's Madonna with her children, Jesus Luz included, vacationing in Italy while celebrating her 51st birthday. Well, you must admit she has a great complexion for 51. The couple even take a moment to share a little snog!
of Paris, France. It seems like not only the Americans (Britney, K-Fed, Mickey Rourke, etc.) are taking up shop in Paris, but also the "faux Brits" *cough* Madge et al. Well, Madonna and her fam aren't there specifically for the Paris Fashion Week... she's performing later that evening!
But, I'm sure she'll make time to sneak in a little shopping, I mean... how can she not? I bet she's been eyeing the minty green vest Mickey's been sportin' around lately and wants to get her claws on one. It would match nicely with Lourdes' shades.
Her brood of children spent the day sight seeing without mom. But, instead, they went up the Eiffel Tower, saw Montmartre and the Notre Dame Cathedral with... 2 nannies, and 1 bodyguard. Only 1!? There must be secret agents hiding in the bushes! You know it's true... this guy with them is supposed to be their bodyguard!? I could take him. Well, maybe not. But, I'm sure Mickey Rourke could.
Wow, I dunno... it's a real toughie! I'd have to go with, em, well... Iggy? Nope. It's Madonna performing @ the O2 arena in London, as she kicks off the Euro part of her "Sticky & Sweet" tour. Let's just hope she doesn't rip her top off and start flexing her muscles even more than normal singing "Lust for Life". Although... with all those veins, she's make one heck of a swell heroin addict!
and an Italian stallion! Well, can you blame him? He's probably taller than Rocky, too. Here's the love interest to Madonna, Jesus Luz, talking a walk to the local convenience store with a friend.
In other Madge related news... she brought her adopted daughter, Mercy, home to London from Malawi this past Saturday. And, the baby snatcher strikes again!
Well far, far, far from it but, she is wearing white! Madonna and boy-toy Jesus, as-well-as Madge's family and friend Sandra Bernhard, set off rumours of a possible commitment ceremony as they arrived to the New York City, New York Kabbalah centre dressed all in white. No worries... Jesus did not become vicitm number three...yet?!
On a side note, David Banda is adorable and Sandra Bernhard... where did you go? Please come back!
Story developing... the biological father of Mercy James, the 3-year old Malawian orphan that Madonna is desperately trying to adopt, has issued a plea to halt the adoption process. According to our sources:
A letter from James Kambewa who is the father of Mercy James, to lawyers is pictured. Madonna's hopes of adopting three-year-old Mercy James hit another setback as her real dad launched an official bid to stop proceedings. Mercy's long-lost dad James Kambewa, 24, is speaking to a lawyer and wants to bring an injunction preventing the star from taking his daughter. The security guard, who earns just £23 a month, insists he can bring up Mercy himself and says he plans to halt the adoption. In a letter sent to lawyers Mr Kambewa reveals: "I have learnt that an American musician called Madonna has applied to a court for the adoption of the kid, to which the grandmother has consented. "However, I do not consent to the adoption because I feel I am capable of raising the child. "May you please help me to obtain an injunction to stop the court process until I am heard."
How do you say too little too late in Malawian? If she was living in an orphanage, then I think it's pretty clear that you weren't taking care of her. Honestly... I smell blackmail or briberies, as the bargaining chip for future negotiations.
Lourdes was snapped by the photogs looking super stylish arriving @ a Kabbalah Center in NYC. Is Kabbalah all this girl does!? It seems like she's always snapped walking to or from church.
Anyhoo, here she is rockin' a puffy, pink, Ed Hardy jacket, a skull and cross-bones sweater, a headband by... Phoebe Price? and a pair of black wrestler boots with white laces. She's definitely a trend-setter!
These have got to BE the worlds best photoshop award. Madonna is what, like 50, right? But, she looks barely 30 in this "Blame it On Rio" photoshoot with her new boy toy, model Jesus Luz, 22.
I say... you go girl! What a phenomenal set of photos... so inspired, so saucy, so... Brazilian! For more pics, check out W Magazine for their March 2009 issue.
