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Insert booze... and Katie Price spreads like butter. Although the always glamourous Katie Price is dressed to the nines and looks phenomenal, she kinda looks sloppy. According to our sources:
Katie Price aka Jordan left the Electric Cinema in Notting Hill, London on Thursday August 20, 2009. Katie took a night to herself away from her new beau Alex Reid to spent her evening with a few male pals such as Gary Cockeril. Katie must have a few drinks or just got careless when entering her car she exposed her underwear, it’s a good thing she was wearing a pair.
I can only imagine how incredibly proud her new BF, Alex Reid, must be right now... but, it's not like he hasn't had numerous previews already!
Glamour model, Katie Price, is not one to miss an impromptu photo shoot and was snapped striking a pose @ the pumps in London, UK. She must be this year's "It" Girl, because regardless of where or what she's doing... she looks fabulous! Now, can we say the same thing about Lilo? I think not!
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I'm so in awe of this lady! No nip slip, and they actually stay put! How does Ms.Katie Price manage to avoid a near wardrobe malfunction? Here she is with the flavour du jour leaving her friend Michelle Heaton's 29th b-day party @ the Mayfair Hotel in London. I'm sOo loving the pink nails!
and her friend, not so much. Wow, it must be tough being friends with Katie Price if you look like you've eaten a few too many donuts. We've all felt that way sometimes, but some look a little more doughy than others.
But, her friend does have a really nice purse! Tote to be exact. It looks like it's a Tod's handbag. Ooh! the supple leather, the beautiful cream colour, the extensive pockets on the inside... ode to a good bag.
It's sOo difficult nowadays... what with Gucci and Coach's minimal inside pockets and with them foregoing the top zippers. Where's a girl suppose to stash her iPhone? Surely not @ the bottom of the bag!? These two spent the day in Brighton by the ocean and stopped off at a health & beauty salon.
No seriously... Katie Price is flying low! X Y Z lady! Xamine Your Zipper!!!! Here's Price grocery shopping with son Junior in London. Not a care in the world... I wonder if she goes home to realize her zips down and freaks... doubtful! She probably does it on purpose. Whereas I would get home and be like 'What the fuck! Why didn't anybody fucking tell me!'
She's probably not even wearing underwear... Sorry gentlemen, these are the best shots I could find!
On a completely different note, how often do you think she gets her teeth bleached... those things are blinding! It looks like she squished a bunch of Chiclets onto her teeth. Every Halloween I stick Candy Corn on my canines so it looks like I have fangs! Yes, I am crazy! LOL
I never thought I'd say that, but he is! Peter Andre spent the day running errands in East Sussex on Saturday, even picking up a copy of The Sun with front page coverage of MJ's Death. He's also looking pretty paternal these day, what with his seperation from wife Katie Price, and all the kid duties he's picked up lately.
Doesn't she kinda remind you of Gilbert Huph, Bob's boss from "The Incredibles"? Well, Queen Elizabeth II doesn't look too overly amused in the photo. Could it be all the FUG bright coloured hats springing out of her family members' heads like skyscrapers?
It's quite the site, from Princess Beatrice to Princess Eugenie, Penny Lancaster in plum, Sophie, Countess of Wessex with the Lady GaGa hat do, and Princess Margaret. Here they are all dolled up for the Royal Ascot horse races in Berkshire, England. This is what you get when you mix fashion with UK royalty.
This must be why Katie Price has been snapped all over Ibiza the past few days partaking in many raunchy photo shoots and garnering much publicity. It's because she's a BIG horse fanatic and wouldn't be allowed to pass through the gates to enter this classy affair. Why's that...? Oh yes... because she was called a "chav".
Look at Katie Price pulling off stunts in her Super Dave Osborne inspired swimsuit... it's not everyone that can do the bridge stretch and still touch their toes! Super Dave would be proud!
Once again, Price poses for another photo shoot while in Spain, again, sparsely covered and again, very provocative. Now, I've never been divorced, but she doesn't make it look all that bad. Am I wrong?
Sorry about all the Price posts this week... it's just each day seems to outdo the last! There's no arguing that she is definitely making the most of her time while in Ibiza, doing what they do in Ibiza! And on a final note, her tan is out-of-control... she's nothing but veneers!
Katie Price definitely heated things up again on the beaches of Ibiza, scantily-clad and posing provocatively... at least this time for a photo shoot.
What is it with all the chicks crowding around and taking pictures? Where's all the guys... other than the one douchebag dry-humping the air behind Price in the picture below, are the other men all too intimidated to approach? Now pardon my language and sorry if I offend, but I bet the dumbass in the picture below, who clearly believes he's been sent by angels to pleasure women everywhere with his manhood... I bet if Price even gave him a chance, let alone winked at him, his junk would recoil into his stomach. You wish buddy!
Katie Price (aka Jordan) spent her day sauntering along the beach.... and for once we can actually say she's too 'covered up'. A bizarre coincidence considering it appears she is at a nudist beach. Well, I can only assume considering the naked, perfectly tanned, older gentleman lounging behind her.
I suppose he is too busy talking on his cell phone to notice Katie Price... seriously though, she's a gorgeous babe with the body to match. I would even stare if she walked by... I would at least wipe the drool from my BF's chin and I can honestly I couldn't blame him.
Anyway, would you even know Price was going through a divorce? She seems pretty pleased whenever I see her?! Oh well, glad she's doing ok?!
