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And a full tank of it! Kim Kardashian was spotted at a Beverly Hills gas station... DIY! No full-serve for Kim. You see, I was just flipping through images when my BF gazed over and delightfully asked who this foxy vixen was. Of course I had to explain who Kim kardashian was, then I explained how her mom Kris was married to Richard Kardashian and then later married Bruce Jenner, etc... He had no idea what the fuck I was talking about... it helped when I later explained her dad was OJ's lawyer...ANYWAY...
As I was saying, my BF was drooling over these pics and I must agree, she does look fuckin' hot... We both agree it's all about those boots... all she's missing is a leather whip and she'd be many a man's dominatrix dream girl.
On a side note, where can I get those boots?
You know... if you look really hard, you'll see Britney Spears' reflection in it. em, no. But, you can only hope. Here's the redone (aka 2nd nose job, which she totally didn't need) Kim Kardashian with BFF Brittny Gastineau shopping @ The Grove in Hollywood.
Don't hold your breath, Kim's not enrolled in the army, yet. Although, her outfit does look like something out of the movie "Commando" with Arnie Schwarzenegger... circa 1985. You know she'd be doing the USA a service.
Nah, just kidding... I'm sure the guys are lining up to take her out. Kim Kardashian's probably just taking a little me time to sort things out after her very public break-up with New Orleans Saints football player, Reggie Bush.
Kim K was snapped by the photogs leaving restaurant to the stars, Mr.Chow, in Beverly Hills the other day. She was no doubt meeting friends for dinner. Doesn't she just look fab!? I totally love her nail polish colour.
So, if you've noticed we've been a little MIA this week, we totally apologize... I've taken the week off work, and have been renovating my condo... paint, wall paper, the works and Stella's been awol.
It's so sad, Kim Kardashian and BF of two plus years, Reggie Bush, have split. Yep, they're done like the Mexican dinner they're seen here eating @ Chipotle in Beverly Hills. According to Us Magazine:
"Nobody cheated," a source close to the couple says. "This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.
Wow... another Hollywood power couple breaks up. I can't say I'm shocked, well maybe a little surprised. They seemed so mean't for each other. Who knows... maybe we'll hear they're back together in like 6 months or a year from now and that a wedding engagement is on the horizon. Let's just hope we don't hear it from Star, though!
Both Hollywood socialites, R&B singer Brandy and actress Megan Good were snapped by the paps outside restaurant to the stars, Katsuya, in Hollywood. They were both having dinner with friends... d'you think they were both @ the same table?
In other somewhat related Brandy news, the $120,000 lawsuit filed by her mom against Kim Kardashian was dismissed in an apparent settlement (I'm thinking "shut up" cash). According to People:
As Brandy's stylist in 2004, Kardashian had been authorized to make only one purchase on the Norwood American Express card, Norwood said in the suit. But Norwood alleged that Kardashian made unauthorized purchases and passed the card number to her siblings, who ran up bills at two Kardashian family-owned clothing stores, Dash and Smooch, for a total of $120,636. Kardashian denied the allegations, saying she never used the credit card without authorization. The lawsuit was dismissed June 1 with prejudice, which means the case cannot be appealed or re-filed.
I don't know about you, but that's a little suspicious if you ask me! Oh well... regardless, I can still understand how that kind of bad publicity could damage a socialite's rep, big time.
That totally sounds like the title of a new porno. I can so see it... the clerk @ the Chanel Boutique approaches the ladies and propositions them by asking: "Is there something I can help you find?" And Kim replies... "I'm looking for something big". OK...
Well, they do look like two blow-up dolls browsing the shop. Talking about blow-up dolls and porno, I just got a flashback of Irvine Welsh's book "Porno". I read half of it, but got rid of it b/c it was making my mom uncomfortable seeing it lying around. Wow... I'm such a wimp!
Here's Kim Kardashian and BFF LaLa Vasquez shopping @ Chanel on Robertson Blvd. today in LA time, yesterday in NYC time, which is my time!
Kim Kardashian must be feeling a little blue because retail therapy was definitely needed... 3 full bags worth of clothing and accessories from the Harmony Lane Shop in Beverly Hills.
With her is longtime BFF Brittny Gastineau. I wonder what she bought!? Is that a Gucci handbag she's modeling? Ooh! I wish... mine's 4yrs old and I sOo don't have a spare $1,000 for a new one.
I wonder where her shoes came from... they're simply to die for!
Kim Kardashian was spotted shopping in Soho sporting a new hair-do today. She looks so great, so beautiful, so exotic, so... much like JLo... albeit a decade or so younger. Wouldn't you agree?
I wonder what mother Kardashian thinks of the hair? How long before you think she goes out and gets matching hair? Oh well, I guess now that sisters Kourtney and Khloe are getting their own reality show in Miami, Florida, there's no point for the family to look alike anymore? Point of the story... Kim looks fantastic!
Need I say more? Too bad it didn't come out oh I dunno 8 months ago, but it's still priceless! My favorite parts would have to be Jessica Simpson in her daisy dukes with the football BF, and Kim Kardashian's animated bouncy butt... the exagerations are hilarious!
Why you might ask? Because she's put her fat ass on a diet, that's why. I should put mine on a diet too. It's not nearly as big as Kim's, but I've just "indulged" in a few too many sugary sweets and party mix, without having done Turbo Jam in a few days.
So ya... here's Kim waving for the paps, without clueing in that yes, they do have high res lens! According to our sources:
Kim Kardashian showed off some freshly polished nails as she left a Beverly Hills, CA nail salon with sister Kourtney Kardashian in tow. As the sisters drove away a Slim Fast shake was visible in the cup holder of their car. Could this be the secret to Kim's curvy but slim physique?
Ahem, did you say curvy but slim? P-lease, you could slap a spanx bodysuit on just about anyone and they'd look slim. I bet she even works out in one!
