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Christina Aguilera's definitely branching out cause her new friend is Kim Kardashian. I'm guessing she's trying to reclaim her "Dirrty" image. These two gal pals were snapped poolside @ the Fontainebleau Hotel resort in Miami. They're both spending the weekend celebrating their stylist Simone Harouche's bachelorette party.
On the topic of bachelorettes, I watched snippets of the last episode of The Bachelorette last week and wish I hadn't. Ali and the boys were "treated" to a private Bare Naked Ladies concert and were all thrilled.
PA-LEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! The Bare Naked Ladies were lame back when I was 15 years old, and nothing much has changed since then.
By taking her gum out of her mouth and throwing it in the audience. Oh no she didn't! Yes she did! Christina Aguilera is filmed in the video below making somebody's day. Well, it wouldn't be mine! How difficult is it to get gum out of your hair!? VERY! Here she is performing on the Today Show in NYC.
Does Christina Aguilera have a new perfume out on the market? er... I think so! It's called "Xpose", and she's probably done a lot of it for her new TV commercial. Here she is leaving the SLS hotel in Beverly Hills, California, followed by a slew of assistants carrying out loads of designer luggage ($$$).
But, it's said that she was only in the hotel for a four hours or so... she must have just filmed the ad. Let's just hope they do a lot of photo retouching because I don't know how much make-up the camera lens can handle. I doubt a clown could be sexy... maybe it's "Xpose @ the Circus"...
She's totally trying to tag onto Britney Spears' concert tour success. In that case then she must have done an MBA, too... what's that strategy they teach you... hitch your wagon to a star!? I doubt it's gonna be any better than her previous scents... did that one even sell? She must need the additional publicity, by conveniently holding the bottle of her new fragrance in her hands while leaving the hotel!
That cute bejeweled heart necklace around Christina Aguilera's neck gives a shout out to her son Max. I can almost feel the love in her heart as she heads into her local Agent Provocateur to do a little lingerie shopping.
According to our sources:
Christina Aguilera flashes photographers a demure pouty smile as she leaves lunch at LaScala Restaurant and stops in at Agent Provocateur where she purchased an array of lingerie in Beverly Hills, CA today.
Is she secretly planning to make little Max a younger brother or sister with hubbie Jordan Bratman? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Why you might ask? Well, because she's a marketing genius, no doubt. Why not release a new "celebrity fragrance" just before Christmas! Yep, it's what everyone needs, and it's not like it's been done before.
I mean sure, Paris Hilton, JLo, Britney Spears and Sarah Jessica Parker, have all released their signature fragrances, to name but a few, but so what?
Here's Christina Aguilera posing for the paps @ the launch of her new fragrance "Inspire" at Macy's in the Glendale Galleria, California, the other day.

And all of a sudden I have this intense graving for an old co-worker of my mom's, wife's homemade strawberry jam. It was so delicious, not too sweet, but light and fluffy. Is that even possible in a jam you might ask? Well, it is and it's magnificient!
I so wish that she sold it by the jar since I'd be her no.1 customer. Anyhoo... back to the cover shot. Here's Heidi Klum on the cover of the Spring/Summer 2008 issue of Citizen K... I think it's a mag. from France.
The new fall/winter issue's also out, it showcases Christina Aguilera with huge crimped blonde hair photographing this naked french dude. Or atleast I think he's french LOL Although, I must admit, I didn't spend too much time looking at his face. So ya, if you wanna take a peak... JUMP!.