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What girlfriend!? Is Simon still with his on-again, off-again GF? Guess not... because here he is enjoying a tamed down lap dance from a mystery slut @ the VIP Room in St.Tropez!
Doesn't he just look so dapper and swave in that white t-shirt of his? Seriously... he might make bank, but he looks like he spent $50 for his whole outfit. I have to agree with that one contestant from American Idol who was ticked off and kicked off, when he said that his clothing's cheap!
I guess he figures why try to impress people? I know how wonderful I am. I bet his closets are full of wifebeaters and $10 white Fruit of the Loom tees.
I know, I know... a Susan Boyle side-boob is not what you want to see before lunch, but I couldn't help myself... must. post. it! LOL I bet Stella's gonna barf when she sees this. I couldn't resist it!
I wonder if this will turn Simon Cowell on? Doubt it. I think the only one that turns Simon Cowell on, is Simon Cowell. He probably flexes nude in front of a mirror after a hot shower, yelling: "Ooh ya!, you sexy british beast!"
Anybarf, here's the future winner of this season's "Britain's Got Talent" leaving her house in the UK yesterday. I like her Burberry Scarf... a present from a fan or her new publicist?
... and Susan Boyle is an overnight success. Simon Cowell tried to backpeddle a little about his obvious admiration for the starlet, but we all know that she has no competition in the Britain's Got Talent show. According to MTV Newsroom:
“Get yourself together, sweetheart, for the big one — the semifinal,” Cowell advised Boyle recently. “Shut the door, choose the right song and come back as who you are, not who you want to be.” While Susan hasn’t staged a concert or performed on another talent show, she has sung on shows like “Larry King Live” and the “Today” show. She’s set to appear on the semifinals of “BGT” next month.
Here's the singing sensation doing a little jig for photogs as she arrives home in West Lothian, Scotland.
