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Just when you thought to yourself..."How's Bravo gonna pull another Real Housewives spin-off out of their hat?", they do it! And, in a big way. Move aside peasants, cough NJ, Atlanta, NYC & OC, because these ladies aren't gonna pull a Lynne Curtin, Teresa Giudice, etc., anytime soon.
Ranging in age from 41 to 48 (OK, I couldn't find Taylor Armstrong or the LaPump lady's age... and I'm thinking they're the oldest ones), these beauties are FILTHY rich. Not only rich, but richer than rich, and two of them... Kyle Richards and Kim Richards (not present) are actually Paris Hilton's aunts.
I sOo can't wait for the season premiere Oct.14!
Just when you thought it COULDN'T get any worse than the Star Magazine exclusive of last year (above)... it does! Danielle Staub, socialite and reality TV star from "The Real Housewives of New Jersey", was promoted from coke whore and escort to *drumroll* please, low budget porn star. If you can stomach it... watch the "teaser" below. Did Hustler buy the rights? If so, that's gonna be their most unprofitable investment, ever!
So, who is this hot piece and why am I posting about him? Well, Gregory Michael, is the reason why Vienna Girardi and the bachelor, Jake Pavelka, supposedly broke up. Yep, this is apparently Vienna's BF who was spotted walking his adorable dog in the Hollywood Hills yesterday.
Who votes that Vienna made the absolute right choice by picking this guy instead of Jake? I vote YES! He's absolutely gorgeous and way hotter than Jake. Well, X17 caught up with "the other man" and he's denying the alleged romance.
Gregory's claiming that him and Vienna only "hung out" a couple of times and that he did she her last week. hmm... something's not adding up!? duh duh duh!!! I guess we'll just have to wait and see how this little "scandal" pans out, shall we?
The girls from The Hills do it up in Beverly Hills. These two happily wrap their fingers around the handles of their carrier bags, while floating out of Chanel and Kitson. Doesn't Steph look absolutely stunning?? She should totally have gone into modeling!
Lo Bosworth graced the shop assistants with her presence @ Chanel, while Stephanie Pratt shopped @ Kitson. Don't they both look happy? Who wouldn't be!?
I hope this happiness isn't short lived for Steph as she's dealing with a whole bunch of stress with her brother Spencer's bizarre behaviour and rude outbursts! I wonder how much cheese he's blown on crystals in the last few months?
So, there you have it! This most recent episode of The Hills was totally fascinating. This is the wrap up: McKaela should beware of Brody's philandering and just scored herself an internship @ Smashbox! Sweet.
Oh, and Audrina's clearly still smitten with Justin Bobby as she saw him perform @ some bar in Venice Beach and Kristin is totally pissed @ Brody for flaunting his new girl, McKaela, but then they share "I love yous" later on.
Ooh! and I must say... Lo and McKaela definitely chose the best sorority, I mean Kappas are refined and successful women, right? I should know, *cough*, Zeta Omega Chapter!
Loyally,
Valerie :)
Btw, whatever happened to Avril Lavigne? When is she gonna be on the show!?
Bauer-Griffin and Fame
So, I'm watching "The City" right now and I can't stand Olivia! I totally agree with Whitney Port, when she said: "She is such a little bitch". Olivia has a personlity disorder and should not be in charge of making ANY decisions!
Whitney's new collection is pure fabulousity and so fresh! Nanette Lepore has nothing on her and I'm hoping that Whit's quality is better than Nanette's. I bought several pieces from the fall collection and they didn't last long! The coat buttons fell off and the tags on the cropped wool sweater I bought is falling off and the buttons are hanging off.
So, I'm so totally looking out for items from her collection online. Ooh! I wonder if Saks Fifth Avenue carries her line!? Must check it out! So ya, the photogs spotted Whit out with her phat cream coloured Chanel purse lunching with her boss Kelly Cutrone in NYC today.
The Jersey girls hit the beach in Miami to soak up the sun and flaunt their fit physiques. These ladies are hilarious... no doubt, clowning around while filming their reality TV show. I'd LOVE to spend the day @ the beach instead of my well fluorescent lite cubicle.
What's new and exciting with them? Well... it appears that J-WOWW just got back from the gym, tanning and laundry with a stop off @ the nail salon. Her pink tips are so cute. Plus, Snooki's NOT wearing make-up, OMG!
What else... and the other one looks like she's taking a giant dump in the ocean.
Actually, on second thought, I think I'll skip the Miami beach. Maybe the Jersey Shore's a little cleaner now that the entire cast of "Jersey Shore" isn't soaking off their tanning lotion in it.
Or, is she? Snooki is kinda like the Mona Lisa of Jersey Shore. Could her pout be due to that recent subdued & classy make-over in Harper's Bazaar?
Oh yes, Snooki and the girls went to Charm School. Well, don't worry Jersey Shore fans, cause she's back to her regular guidetterific look while shopping in Miami.
It's a well deserved break from her usual routine of going to the gym, tanning and doing laundry!
Source: Harper's Bazaar
Jon and Kate still have eight kids and a TV show... ooh, except now their separated like millions of other people around the world... it's not really that interesting. Enough. Agreed? Take the Cheese Poll!
Suri Cruise and momma Katie Holmes were spotted out and about in Boston the other day because papa Tom Cruise is shooting another flick there. According to our sources:
Suri Cruise and Mommy Katie Holmes made their way through Boston, Massachusetts September 21, 2009 for a lunch date with a few friends at CafeTeria. After feeding their bellies they headed over to The Fairy Shop to feed Suri’s mind with enchanted tales and pick up a magical ponies. Their walk back to the hotel exhausted the little princess so mom gave her a ride.
Why is Suri gonna star on that show... I dunno, I guess it's the pose she's striking. All she needs to do is bob her head a little and she's a pro! All she'd need is flippers, fake eyelashes, loads of make-up, a pageant dress and a spray-on tan, of course.
I can't say that I really pictured Katie as the crazy "pageant mom" type. But, I'm sure that TommyGirl would totally flip ovdr it! If you were wondering, no... it's not official that she's gonna be on the reality TV show. But, she'd totally win Grand Supreme!
