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And the drama continues! Before Blohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail, TMZ and other paps zoomed in on her dainty painted fingernails and discovered a secret msg. A message that was no doubt intended for Judge Marsha Revel, the judge sentencing her. Blohan's a conspiracy theorist in the making. This subliminal message was more subtle than her scribblings on Hilroy lined paper that was mean't for TMZ.
I dunno about you, but she's acting suspiciously similar to that of a meth addict, but without the meth face and meth mouth. Yes... I'm a little obsessed with it as you hear about it on that TV show "Intervention" on A&E and it apparently f*cks you up! Or, maybe she's a crackie... kinda like Amy Winehouse?
But, apparently, those aren't Lindsay's drugs of choice. As, the paps have never taken her photo taking apart a toaster or laundry machine on her front yard. According to Radar Online, she's taking a powerful cocktail of amphetamines and painkillers, such as Dilaudid. Whenever I hear about Dilaudid, I immediately think of that 1989 movie "Drugstore Cowboy" starring Matt Dillon and Heather Graham. Maybe they could make a sequel starring Lindsay Lohan?
Lindsay Lohan actually showed up! She was chaperoned by Mom to her deposition today in Venice Beach, California. This deposition was related to that wild ride along Pacific Coast highway back in 2007 where she allegedly held her passengers "hostage".
Surprisingly, she made it "almost on time". According to TMZ, the Mom-daughter duo partied it up @ the Chateau Marmont the night before and didn't get home until the wee hours of the morning. I'm so pleased for Linds that she was only like 20mins late. Good show!
Ooh... and how could I forget, she even had her own cheering squad, totally ripped dude included!
Well, that's hard to say... let me think about it. Yes! When the beat down that occurred the night before makes it to the front page of the newspaper, you know there's gonna be repercussions.
I can kinda understand how it happened, but I doubt there was a good reason for hitting someone, regardless of how big the lens was!
Here's Jude Law leaving the Donmar Warehouse Theater in London after his performance in 'Hamlet'. I'd say he's pretty shocked to actually be confronted by the paps!
Well... it's official! Blake's just been granted a divorce based on the grounds of wifey Amy Winehouse's cheating. According to our sources:
Singer Amy Winehouse and her estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil have been granted a divorce on the grounds of her adultery. It comes after the singer jetted back from an extended break in St Lucia, looking healthy but emotional as she stepped off the plane. The Family Division of London's High Court granted the decree nisi following the breakdown of their troubled two-year marriage. It is thought it will be made final in six weeks. The couple were married in May 2007 in Miami, Florida.
But, the best part is how under Blake's occupation, it states Music Video Producer. What!? Does occupation mean job? Because if it does... then I don't think he's a producer. Just because you know how to operate a video camera doesn't mean that you're a music video producer. Why didn't they just put down cronic junkie or Superman?
Like many celebs, Drew Barrymore took to the streets to protest the California Supreme Court's upholding of the controversial Proposition 8 ruling that same sex marriage be illegal. hmm... it's odd when democracy fails, it was a referendum, no?
It's not like the gov't said we're going to make same sex marriage illegal without having a public vote... it seems to me like the majority of Californians don't want gay marriage. Does this mean that celebrities don't have as much sway as I always thought they did?
OMG... my world's just turned upside down. Does anyone have a percocet? But, more importantly, who's that tall fedora wearing guy with Drew? He's totally dreamy. I'd protest with him any day!
Wow, I guess it's really happening... all the cameos @ parties and clubs, I guess were just a phony cover-up for how bad their family matters really were.
It's so sad because I thought all the divorce rumours about Katie Price and her hubbie Peter Andre were just rumours... I guess not! I just hope that the kids don't see it.
Here she is leaving Fiona Shackelton's office in London, UK... on her birthday, May 22nd, to get the divorce papers started.
Story developing... the biological father of Mercy James, the 3-year old Malawian orphan that Madonna is desperately trying to adopt, has issued a plea to halt the adoption process. According to our sources:
A letter from James Kambewa who is the father of Mercy James, to lawyers is pictured. Madonna's hopes of adopting three-year-old Mercy James hit another setback as her real dad launched an official bid to stop proceedings. Mercy's long-lost dad James Kambewa, 24, is speaking to a lawyer and wants to bring an injunction preventing the star from taking his daughter. The security guard, who earns just £23 a month, insists he can bring up Mercy himself and says he plans to halt the adoption. In a letter sent to lawyers Mr Kambewa reveals: "I have learnt that an American musician called Madonna has applied to a court for the adoption of the kid, to which the grandmother has consented. "However, I do not consent to the adoption because I feel I am capable of raising the child. "May you please help me to obtain an injunction to stop the court process until I am heard."
How do you say too little too late in Malawian? If she was living in an orphanage, then I think it's pretty clear that you weren't taking care of her. Honestly... I smell blackmail or briberies, as the bargaining chip for future negotiations.
So, if you haven't been living under a rock, you've probably already heard about the scandal involving ShamWow sales rep Vince Shlomi and prostitute Sasha Harris. But, have you seen the pics? Click here for more from TMZ.
To quickly recap... Vince met up with hooker Sasha Harris in Miami Beach last month, he brought her back to his hotel, they started kissing, she bit down on his tongue and apparently wouldn't let go, so Vince punch her in the face. Once thing led to another and we have a hotel brawl.
Both were busted for felony battery and then prosecuters dropped the case... probably because they have better things to do with their time then to spend it on these two deadbeats. I don't know about you, but I'm now seriously reconsidering if I really want to buy the ShamWow.
OK... yes, I still do.
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Is that Aunt Crackmima in a Caribbean sun dress? Or, is it the infamous WINO, wanted in connection with assault charges over an incident with a woman in Berkeley Square?
em, I think it's both! Here's Amy Winehouse arriving @ court with her pops, Mitch Winehouse. I'm so not sure what the outcome will be, but I bet regardless, the other guests who were vacationing in St.Lucia are glad she's left the tropics.
She definitely looks 100% better, with the tan, and a little weight on. Let's just see how long it will last now that she's back in Camden, London. It's just a matter of time before she gets back in touch with on-again, off-again hubbie Blake Fielder-Civil. Let's face it, he'll be needing cash sometime soon.
