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So, if you thought Gwyneth Paltrow (GOOP) was annoying, this guy... Ashton Fucker is the worst. I don't know how Demi Moore puts up with him!?

Here he is sportin' his "peeved" signature look while shooting scenes for the new movie "Valentine's Day" in LA. He's filming with comedian George Lopez and the 2 are in pink pretending to be flower delivery men.

I'm sure this one's going to be as much of a hit as the reality TV show he produced, "Beauty and the Geek".

Because Katherine Heigl is shooting a romantic kissing scene with Demi Moore's much younger hubbie, ASshton Kutcher.

But, seriously, it's not as scandalous as I'd like to makeout, pardon the pun. Both actors brought their significant others with them. So boring. 

The movie they're filming is called "Five Killers" and they're on set in the French Riviera. Well, that's one movie I definitely will not be paying to go see!

Bauer-Griffin

OMG... I feel so badly for you, Ashton! I mean... that somebody has the nerve to build a house on the land they bought!? and in your exclusive neighbourhood... DOUBLE ??? Do they know who they're pissing off!?

OK... first off, most people are up @ 7:00am... it's called a J-O-B, YES... it sucks, but that's life. Second, you look like the only dickweed here. Get over yourself. Pfff... the nerve of SOME people!

Finally, nobody's fooled by your retraction on Twitter, that you were only joking. I'm so definitely not buying what you're trying to sell. Ooh! and no, I doubt I was just PUNK'D.