I'm thinking somebody's feeling a little threatened? Competition from the paps, or is he just irked that his sheman girlfriend is being photographed in revealing swimwear? Here comes the next ALL CAPS blogging session...!

It really doesn't look like GF Amber Rose is minding too much. Before she starting dating Kanye West, who was she? She was definitely not photog worthy... but now????

Yep, Amber's pulling out all the stops... putting on and off her bikini top and sauntering around the beach in a thong. She's definitely soaking up the attention in Miami!

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So... here we have actress and model Sophie Monk getting her bikini on @ the beach in Southern California. No doubt this is to the delight of millions of men worldwide. I say... I definitely like her bikini. I was out bikini shopping over the weekend and found the absolutely cutest one @ Brio, made by Red Carter. PLUS, it was such a find @ 20% off!

Ooh! I almost forgot... don't miss the last thumbnail of her sunbathing au fresco. Don't you just hate pesky tan lines? I guess Sophie does, too!

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Tara Reid's still in St.Tropez, France, spending her days on a yacht. Write what you want! Comments are open :)

Yep, she had it ALL... a BF who adored her who was handsome (before he went on a sleazy bender), considerate, affectionate, athletic and did I mention RICH!? YEP, she had all this, and she thought the grass was greener on the other side. em, sweetheart... I'm on the other side and let me tell you, it definitely ain't greener!

Although, Slade looks like he's done alright for himself with newer GF Gretchen Rossi. The two were snapped by the paps enjoying a romantic day @ the Malibu Silver Spoon Beach House. I'm definitely loving the big hat! It's totally fashionable and who doesn't LOVE leopard print!? Yep, this is what Gretch has to look forward to, and the other "Real Housewives of Orange County", plus fine dinning, romantic getaways, designer duds, fancy jewellery and the spa.

What does Jo have to look forward to? Well, a 9-5 J.O.B., car payments, a lack luster love life and the single life in LA... good luck finding another guy who worships you. Trust it doesn't happen twice if you're Jo. I'm surprised it happened once. She's so dumb that she didn't know how to make cookies from a package!

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Seriously, what more can I say... em, get a tummy tuck, stop spending the cash on your lips and invest in your stomach? Or, stop wearing a bikini @ 78!? OK... Lisa Rinna's probably not that old, but her stomach says otherwise. Here she is struttin' it on the beach in Malibu this past Sunday.

Wow… Kelly Ripa is definitely ripped! Sorta like Madonna, but so much prettier. She's wading in the water after filming “Regis & Kelly LIVE” @ the Fontainebleau resort in Miami, Florida. I wonder if she’s ever considered a 2nd career as UFC fighter?

I have to say that I’m a big supporter of Kelly Ripa since she’s so smart, witty and totally hilarious as Regis’ side-kick… But, I think the muscular physique might be a little over done, non?

I predict that if she’s not careful she’ll be suffering from veiny hands just like Madge in oh, five years. She’s definitely wearing a cute bikini though, pity that her navel area reminds me of a certain fashion designer that we’ll call “Mike”.

Check out the previous post with “Mike” by clicking here.

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