Whether you realize it or not, Aubrey O'Day is hypnotizing you with her eyes. Subliminally, you're hearing "Buy this issue of Playboy Magazine with ME on the cover". Oh Aubrey... I'm wa-aay too smart for that... I already bought my copy for March 2009, so you're too late! Not. 

I'd much rather spend my $4.99 or whatever it costs on well, anything else, really. Here she is promoting her covershoot @ the Richie Rich fashion show in NYC. She even strut her stuff on the runway, but not like Pamela Anderson did. That's true talent, and only she is capable of it!

I can't help but ask... did Ginger get to walk down the runway, too? She's the real celebrity in that duo. I bet Ginge also does all the thinking. She's secretly Aubrey's manager.

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Aubrey O'Day went out this Halloween as the Little Mermaid and it looks like Ginger was suckered into playing Sebastian. You gotta love the make-up... I simply NEED to know the brand of lipstick she used! It's well, perfect. I wonder if she dyed her hair or if it's a wig? Either way, it like totally suits her. Here's Ariel and Sebastian hiding from Ursula @ some club in Vegas last night. 

Wow, just because Aubrey O'Day's lil' pooch looks like cotton candy, doesn't mean she tastes like it, too! Well, I guess you'll never know unless you do a taste test. Here's ex-Danity Kane sweetheart Aubrey O'Day slutting it up with her helpless side-kick.

Where's PETA when you need them!? I bet Pamela Anderson's gonna release a statement this week... But, I doubt it will be as "crushing" as when she spoke out against Jessica Simpson wearing the "Real Girls Eat meat" t-shirt.

Next thing you know celebrities will be wearing t-shirts with "Real Girls Pump their Own Gas" on them. OMG that's like so lame. But, on a not so lame note, I totally love the pinky purple dye job :) I wonder if my little guy would look good with a few blue streaks?