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Wow... there's a lot of shit going on in these pictures. I don't know whether Naomi Campbell is modeling the skirt and top, that insane fur coat or the Mercedes, but one thing is for sure... she's missing quite the chunk of hair!

While doing a photoshoot at a gas station in the Meatpacking District, a gust of wind came along to reveal Campbell's bald spot. Whatever... she still looks amazing! I don't care wether she's throwing a fit or a cell phone, we still love Campbell!

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Seriously... What an ass! I've said it once and I'll say it again! Elisabetta Canalis has ass perfection and she knows it! Canalis spent the day with friend, and Italian showgirl, Maddalena Corvaglia enjoying the sun while riding a boat around Lake Como.

Common! Who drives a boat around with their ass perched out like that! Then again, if that was my ass, I would insist it remain in a 'perch' position at all times. Hmmm... I think it's safe to say I have a slight case of ass-envy.

George Clooney is one lucky man! Then again, she's pretty lucky herself, landing the infamous silver fox. Aside from their 18 year difference, she's definitely bringing out the youthful side of Clooney... he just looks better and better! Love them!

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It's actually a big blue balloon... I just couldn't help myself! Anyway, Miranda Kerr was busy busy busy posing for a photoshoot in the Meatpacking District. Looking as beautiful as always, it's easy to see just why she is a super model!

You can't help but love her! I bet she's good people! Was happy to hear that Kerr and long-time BF Orlando Bloom confirmed that they are indeed engaged!

It looks like Salma Hayek just escaped a refrigerator and her nipples froze into permanent 'poke your eyes out' position.  She still looks great... just a little pointy is all. You'll be happy (or sad) to know that it's actually the hemline of her dress. None the less, I'm sure the crowd enjoyed the view no matter what they were looking at. Hayek made an appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman to promote her new film Grown Ups... looks hilarious!

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I can't believe I waited this long to discuss True Blood first episode of the season! Because you should all be watching it, I won't go into great detail but the season definitely started off with a a bang... and the beautiful Eric Northman did not let me down!

I've mentioned my little crush on Alexander Skarsgard... a.k.a. Eric! True Blood is great and then Skarsgard is added bonus material as you'll see from the screen shots! A bunch of other shit happened too but after I saw this scene, the rest of the episode was a little blurry. Enjoy!

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I love Katy Perry... You can just tell she's good people, yes? She has to be to have tamed man-whore Russell Brand. I never even liked Russell Brand before but now I can't help but be somewhat intrigued because Perry loves him and she's just good people. Make sense?

On a side note, and my BF agrees, Katy Perry has the best boobs EVER! They're prefect... or at least her rubber fashions give them that allure?! Here's Katy, rockin yet another plastic-ensemble in Times Square at the Launch of the new 2011 VW Jetta.

And for the car lovers / VW lovers out there, see image below... sweet!

Kiefer Sutherland and GF Siobhan Bonnouvrier were spotted having a little lunch in NYC. After eight seasons of 24, I bet Jack is enjoying some relaxation! Could the partying till dawn days be over? Yeah right! Hey, the man likes to party! Gotta love him!

But for today, it's demure, tame Sutherland. All good. I'm more intrigued by the little furry friend tucked away under the table... unless Siobhan's coat has sprung legs in attempt to escape.

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I'm not sure what Katherine Heigl was thinking before heading to the UK premiere of 'The Killers'... clearly she must have been in some sort of hairspray haze because that is one mighty rock solid doo she chose to sport!

The Victoria Beckham dress... fabulous. Looks amazing on her.

The Chanel earrings... divine.

Christian Louboutin shoes... drool-worthy.

But that hair! I'm stoned off the fumes from just looking at it!

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It may not be the best picture but still, Alexander Skarsgard is fuckin' so hot! Look at those hands... those strong, strong man hands! This pic was taken at the LA Premiere of the third season of True Blood, held at the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood. I suppose I should mention that he brought Kate Bosworth along, however, no pic's of the 'lovebirds' together which only confirms my theory that it's all a big sham! That's right, BIG SHAM! Ha!

On a side note, I NEED NEED NEED the Brian Atwood "Harrison" pumps Anna Paquin wore! Like sex on the feet!

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Coolest family EVER! All is well and beautiful with the Stefani-Rossdale clan! And if the rumours are true, things are going very well and there's another wonderous baby on the way! Please let the rumours be true! They make such good looking babies! Mind you, not difficult when you're Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. But imagine if they had a little girl... a little sister for Zuma and Kingston?!

You see Courtney Love, not even your slack-jawed herpied yokel crap messes with this family.

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