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Well, I doubt he's perusing the jewellery counter for himself... it appears that the lothario is doing a little engagement ring shopping for his bella, Katy Perry, @ the Cartier flagship store in London, Saturday.

You sOo can't blame Russell Brand for trying... she's totally perfect for him.

Let's just hope she says YES!

But, maybe we shouldn't show the 2nd pic to her before he does POP the question. She might accuse him of riffling through her wardrobe uninvited. Russell was spotted here while gettin' his workout on in Los Angeles today.

Source: The Daily Mail

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So, where the beep *eep *eep have I been? Wallowing in my own self pity... yes, it's called working and commuting and grocery shopping. By the end I'm exhausted and still have a dirty kitchen. What is a girl to do?? What???? Well, get her ass out of bed or that tub of pistachio icecream and put those dainty fingers on her MacBook keyboard. That's what!

So, after going through a competition @ work... several hours interview, etc. this working girl is pooped. POOPED... ah, it sounds kinda funny like how Peter Griffin likes repeating the word "duty". So anyways... not much else to report on my end. I bought the cutest little 2 feet tall Christmas tree @ Bouclair... poked my nose in Pier1 and found a plethora of the cutest holiday decorations!

On the celeb gossip side of things... "Ms.Bust Your Face Up", Naomi Campbell, is said to be getting her own reality TV show, kinda like Tyra's or even J.Dickinson's. Can't wait to see what happens if the girls return late from their "Go Sees"... I can totally see Naomi waiting in the hall to greet them with a bat in her hands. Ooh! or better, a thick telephone.

Source: DNA India

Mel B has just proven that blondes really do have more fun, well atleast that anyone can look absof&*king beautiful as one. She looks ten times prettier than usual... how can that be?

Even her make-up is flawless. Those Christian Louboutin heels are a perfect addition, as well.

Former Spice Girl, Mel B, was snapped @ the photocall to launch Vitamin Water in London, UK. You have to wonder what her beau thinks of the wig and if they introduced in during sexy times?

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I had to share... it's hilarious! I don't know how Kelly Ripa does it, but not only does she look just like Kate Gosselin, but she even has her manerisms down, too!

Watch the video: Click here!

File this under "Isn't she too old?". I guess all that tanning, plastic surgery, make-up and partying can make a girl look a tad older than she is.

Not that Pam doesn't look stunning, because let's face it, the girl's gorgeous... I guess I just thought she was approaching her mid-40s. Well, if she isn't, than she has some serious grill cheese bloat going on.

That's what I have @ the moment, but luckily it's only a tiny bloat @ the moment. Mmm... fresh white Dempsters bread, real butter and Kraft singles slices. It doesn't get any better than that! Back to Pam... she's in London here.

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Boob sizes among the Hollywood elite are often scrutinized, but none more so than Britney Spears and now... Paris Hilton! Well... not that anyone really cares anymore. It's not like it's 2004. But, she definitely has a way with playing tricks on unsuspecting men.

Press rewind. Remember her Oscar winning sex flick "One Night In Paris"? Well... she definitely wasn't sportin' a double D or even a C-cup for that matter. Now... she's like the new Kim Kardashian up top? Je pense pas! Nope, I don't believe it.

There's some serious David Copperfield shit going on here... or, maybe just a box or 2 of push up gel pads!

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And did she get a new tattoo?? It looks like YES! Well, atleast the stars on her neck look new and pinkish. Daisy was snapped by the paps @ West Hollywood Club Coco Deville celebrating her birthday with friends. I wonder if Bret Michaels stopped by for a drink?

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Is that why she has the worse constipated look on her face at all times? Here's Renee Zellweger @ the airport in Vancouver, exiting the ladies' washroom. In other McSquinty news... she's denying rumours of a Bridget Jones 3. What would her BF-Bradley Cooper think of a more volumptuos Renee... padding of up to 30lbs!? He'd probably LOVE IT!

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Yes, Nadya's lost weight since she gave birth to 8 babies, but she is still posing for the paps... she's riding the seesaw in a desperate attempt to get the cover of Us Weekly. Well, she's back in the spotlight as she gushed to RadarOnline:

"I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin," Suleman, 33, gushed to RadarOnline.com. "I think he's hot!"

Could you imagine "Jon & Octomom Plus 24"? She was spotted with her clan outside Toys R Us in La Havra Cali the other day. I wonder if she'd treat Jon with more respect than Kate? Ooh! even better... Big LOVE, Jon, Nadya, their kids, PLUS his ex-GF, Hailey Glassman, all under one roof.

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Yep, it would appear so! Well, you can't really be too surprised since Shauna's looks are starting to fade with each additional year of plastic surgery. Her face is starting to look hard like Katie Price's does. According to Fame:

Playmate Shauna Sanda and a friend head to Bardot nightclub in Hollywood on Saturday October 17, 2009 in her traditional attire of short cleavage revealing dress with nosebleed heels, where the 38 year old model just didn't look as happy as she used to be to don the Lucite shoes.

But, she definitely has a killer bod! Well, as long as she doesn't inflict another nip slip on the public. Can you say botched... but, after how many surgeries!? If her gal pal is the same age as Shauna, then we know who the winner of Miss over 35 is.

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