May 2009

Lily Allen is SWEATING in MY Chanel Clothing!!

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The nerve! First Lily Allen rips the clothing off my back (Chanel shoes, handbag, designer jeans, and lite gray sweater) and then she has the nerve to be sweating in them!? Some ppl!

No seriously, here she is leaving the Hotel de Crillon and heading to the airport to catch a flight out of Paris, France. She's on her way to Nice, France, where she will be performing.

Hopefully she'll be able to get some sleep before then since she's looking a little exhausted and sick... let's hope those sweats aren't from a fever!


Is Gerard Butler Waving @ Me?

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... could that be? OMG... please say yes! Here's the 300 star, Gerard Butler, waving at the paps while he's heading through the departures security @ LAX. 

Is Katie Price Feeling the Stress of Divorce?

It would appear so... that the stress of her pending divorce with hubbie Peter Andre is affecting her more than financially. Katie Price has always been thin, svelt if you will, but she's now looking sOo gaunt. According to the Daily Mail:

The model has regularly attracted headlines over the last year with her skinny figure, but it appears she has lost even more weight since the split.

Her pertruding ribs, and sunken stomach look like she's feeling the hurt. And rightly so. She's flaunting that bikini in style, but it's probably a size or two smaller than usual.

She spent the day showcasing her KP Equestrian Line, but was snapped here @ the UK Beauty Awards beauty pageant as "Miss London", despite coming from Brighton. 

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Allakhazam!

Valerie... this one's for you! Nicolas Cage spotted here in New York on the set of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice", a live-action feature film version of the Disney classic "Fantasia". You see, Valerie loves Nicolas Cage and will stand behind every movie he's made (although Con Air undoubtedly is in first place), not to mention will vouch for his acting ability time and time again. I, on the other hand, have a hard time picturing him as anything else other than the monotone, try-hard badass who saves the day?!

Then again, this is a Disney movie and have they ever put out anything crappy? And let's not forget that Cage's early career was riddled with some pretty stellar performances...I'm talking mid-80's to early 90's... Raising Arizona, Moonstruck, Honeymoon in Vegas, It Could Happen to You... notice it's all the movies that he hasn't had the role of monotone, try-hard badass! I think we should all expect this movie to hit big! And quite frankly, it's about time Cage's star rises again! We know the talent is there... we've just had to wait for THAT role... I think this is it! Stay tuned to July 16, 2010 when "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" hits the theatres! 

P.S. Thanks to "World of Warcraft" for the proper spelling of allakhazam! I had no idea! ;)

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Cavallari On Set?!

Now, i have taken the few weeks notice that LC is leaving The Hills only to have Kristin Cavallari replace her, but it's just too weird and a little desperate?! I think season season 6 is where I officially have to boycott!

Despite all the rumours of how scripted and phony the show was anyway, I admit I watched it whenever I could... it was still entertaining, at least while it revolved around Lauren Conrad?! The Hills is Lauren Conrad and should be retired with her leaving, wouldn't you agree?! 

Anyway, here's replacement LC taping a scene with Brody Jenner as they lunch at Enoteca Drago. It's just weird. Apparently they dated in the past and Cavallari is to blame for the uniting of Heidi and Spencer (barf still rising)! Rumours are already circulating that she was sent in to create drama and from what I hear, it pretty much revolves around 'incest' among friends?! They should just go and give Justin Bobby his own show already... at least he's entertaining and not bad to look at when he's not all piraty!

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Gisele Bundchen Models Back Stage Beachwear

Now, try saying the three times fast! Here we have the beautiful Gisele Bundchen modelling for the Calzedonia Mexican photo shoot, Beachwear by Back Stage.

It's great to see model's actual personality shine through in the photos. I sOo know that Tyra Banks would approve... actually, I think Gisele could teach Tyra how to improve smiling with her eyes.

Besides, who wouldn't like to see Twiggy replaced by Gisele!?


Shia LaBeouf Strolls in Da Hood

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Let's just hope it's not his hood. Here's Shia LaBoeuf taking a relaxing stroll through the ghetto in L.A. Well, it's not explicitely said that it's the ghetto, but well, I don't think I need to explain further. These pictures speak a 2000 words. 

It appears that his hand is still not fully healed. His left hand still has bandages and a splint from the car accident July 27th, 2008, where he was arrested on DUI charge.

Lets just hope this mellow mannered guy stays that way and doesn't get up to anymore Indiana Jones style shananigans!


Janet Jackson is Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!

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Just like in the garbage bag ad, but I'm not saying she's a trash bag full of cellulite... we'll leave that to Paris Hilton with her unflattering description of Kim Kardashian. No seriously, though, Janet Jackson was just snapped by the paps looking noticeably heavier @ the Nice airport in France.

It seems like such a struggle for some celebs to keep the pounds off. I was just watching Oprah, and she had the winners from different seasons of The Biggest Loser on, and a bunch of them have also gained part of the weight back. 

I guess it's tough being a mega superstar and trying to control your weight. All Janet would have to do is pick up her cell and within hours, truffles will be couriered over by private jet from Switzerland. 


Kendra Wilkinson is Good From Far...

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... but, far from good! I so don't have any quams about Hugh Hefner's choices in Playboy Playmates, other than Kendra. I think he must be getting senile in his old age since she is totally a carbon copy of a middle aged Kathleen Turner.

We all know that would be a compliment IF I said a young Kathleen Turner, but we all also know that she didn't age well. Here's our "luckiest girl of the year" @ the E! Channel Studios in Poland to promote her new reality TV show "Kendra".

That's one reality show that I don't think i'll be tuning into. I mean let's be honest, she desperately needs the other "Girls Next Door" to carry the show!

Drew Barrymore Says No to H8

Like many celebs, Drew Barrymore took to the streets to protest the California Supreme Court's upholding of the controversial Proposition 8 ruling that same sex marriage be illegal. hmm... it's odd when democracy fails, it was a referendum, no?

It's not like the gov't said we're going to make same sex marriage illegal without having a public vote... it seems to me like the majority of Californians don't want gay marriage. Does this mean that celebrities don't have as much sway as I always thought they did?

OMG... my world's just turned upside down. Does anyone have a percocet? But, more importantly, who's that tall fedora wearing guy with Drew? He's totally dreamy. I'd protest with him any day!

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