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Here we have the Silver Fox (a.k.a. Anderson Cooper) racing the 8 gold medallist from the Beijing Summer Olympics, Michael Phelps. Who do YOU think won? hmm... that's a toughie, but I'm willing to put my $5 on the human dolphin, Mr.Phelps!
I'm not sure why, but it does. There's something fishy about a woman wearing an Inspector Clouseau style hat, I'm not sure why but it screams sneakiness to me. I betcha Jessica Biel's in the middle of a drug deal right now.
That woman to the right of her looks shifty. She doesn't fool me, she's no fifth grad teacher out for a girls nite out. No, she's a crazy meth addict looking to score. You can see her pulling cash out of her wallet... and what exactely is that in the tiny envelope Jessica's holding? [Update: I had to remove that pic.]
Just kidding, here's Jessica Biel out and about in LA where she lunched with friends @ Comme Ca on Melrose.
No, this is not one of those blogs that analyzes and watches celebrities' weight. The only reason why I think this might be true, is cause Britney is holding a Starbucks frappuccino that's clearly not a venti, and that is without whip cream on top!
OMG... nothing makes sense anymore. Brit without whip is like an Aveda salon without Blue Malva conditioner! Here's Britney Spears leaving a random Starbucks in Encino, California on Thursday.
i only have one word for Kris Kranz: "OMG he's fine". OK... maybe that's 3. I thought we could all do with a little cheering up this Monday morning... and this is just what is needed. Yep, here's his photo shoot for Italian clothing co. "Energie".
Believe it or not, Kris is only 23. He kinda looks a bit like a younger Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Wait a second... no, he's WAY hotter.
More pics of Kris (maybe NSFW) after the JUMP!
Yes, you heard it right... no joking. There's a few things in life that I don't joke about and Dr. Pepper is one of them. I just found out through the blog Seriously OMG WTF that we're all entitled to one free bottle of Dr.Pepper!!!
Apparently, Dr.Pepper said that if Guns 'N Roses released their latest album Chinese Democracy by the end of 2008, they'd give up a coupon for 1 free 20 oz. bottle per person on the release day. And, it just so happens that GNR are releasing it today (Sunday)!
To get YOURS, visit: www.drpepper.com today and register for your free 20 oz. bottle! I wonder if I can get it in diet Dr.Pepper? That stuff is like the nectar of the gods.
What do we have here? A flat footed Brooke Burke (best known now for "Dancing with the Stars") slinking out of the women's public washroom with bare feet. em, like... EW! Ya, the oh so classy Brooke is shown here last year in Malibu.
I'm not a fan and couldn't pass up this pic. I soooo wanted Cody and Julianne to win :( boo! It's really too bad they were kicked off @ the semi-finals. I guess it's up to Lance and Lacey to win now *fingers crossed*... their mambo was super impressive!
Here's Beyonce and Justin Timberfake doing a spoof of Beyonce's latest release "Single Ladies" on Saturday Night Live. Just wondering... am I the only one who thinks of Marge Simpson while looking @ Justin in those heels?! Funny clip... enjoy!
Yes, it's true... the sky is falling. Our star-crossed lovers, Paris and Benji, are dumbo (typo and it stays) dunzo. I don't know about you, but I NEVER saw this one coming. I was expecting B to break-out the 4-carat Harry Winston.
But alas, it was not to be. Paris Hilton's publicist confirmed it to Us Weekly this week. A source close to Paris said:
"Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn't get along with any of her friends," the source tells Us. "Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again."
Well, I guess love isn't perfect! I mean if a girl like her can't keep her man, what chance do the rest of us have? Oh, right... she broke up with him. Right!? But, let's look @ the definition of "overprotective" according to Paris Hilton: "a bf who gets mad when you sleep with other men" *cough* Stavros.
Yep, these two were seen flirting together while @ a club in Miami last weekend and according to The Sun:
Greek shipping heir Stavros - who dated Paris in 2006 - made a beeline for Paris after they both attended the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Miami. A source said: " Stavros looked thrilled to see Paris again and was spotted stroking her hair.
I don't know... call me crazy, but I think that this might have had something to do with Paris' split from bf Benji Madden.
... is that I LOVE to tan! OK... I'll admit it, I look like a ghost in the winter (very pale). So, this time, I refuse to just accept it. I started visiting the tanning salon a couple of weeks ago and I'm totally hooked :)
Well, not to look like I'm super dark, but to have a nice base tan and a glow to otherwise pasty skin colour. I decided to buy California Tan's "Dirty Secret" tanning lotion because a) it's a base tan builder, b) it's an aphrodisiac for your skin and c) it smells yummy.
Are there any other tanners out there? If so... leave a comment and let us know what is YOUR fav tanning lotion.
...and I'm not referring to the word party. Not all is unicorns and gumdrops in Lilotopia. Rumours are flying that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson's relationship is in jeopardy. Why, you might ask? Well, according to The Sun:
"Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around."
Yep, Sam's really disadvantaged since a strap-on just doesn't compete! I predict an affair within the next few days to weeks will surface... it's like totally channeling Dallas.
